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Good Job!

Published by Sigit Noviandi on July 23, 2008

Hancock. Badan benar2 terguncang. Seisi bioskop pada menggelinjang nonton film ini. Keren abisss….Lucunya ga tanggung2. Ceritanya juga not bad. Overall, 8.5 out of 10. Satu kalimat dia yang terngiang2 di benak gw “Good job!”. Lantas gw langsung mempraktekkan kalimat itu. Misalnya, pas diri gw lagi di depan monitor dan muka gw terpampang secara tak sengaja, gw blg, “Good Job!” Kalimat lengkapnya adalah, “Good job, you have a handsome face.” Uoh.

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Be A Narcissist and Get A PRIZE!

Published by Sigit Noviandi on July 10, 2008

Halo. Baru aja gw isi comment di blog salah satu dosen gw, sebut saja Ms. Sandy (nama disamarkan), sisinya kurang lebih begini:

i suppose he feels uncomfortable because of his face.

function is_more_handsome($person)
{
if($person==’sigit’)
{
return TRUE;
}
else
{
return FALSE;
}
}

if($face==’too_ugly’)
{
$desperado=TRUE;
}
elseif($face==’too_handsome’)
{
if(is_more_handsome(’sigit’)==TRUE)
{
$desperado = TRUE;
}
}

while(($desperado==TRUE) && (is_life()==1))
{
try_suicide();
}

yeah. I know. That’s could be because I’m more handsome than him, so he was upset and try to suicide, exactly as the code above.
Salam tampan ;)

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