Gw lupa gimana rasanya jadi blogger. Gw lupa gimana sensasi ketawa-ketawa sendiri baca comment orang di postingan gw. Well, sh*t happened, and I had been not in the mood of writing anything here. Until today, ada satu orang yang bikin gw obsesif banget sama dia, yang bikin gw memutuskan kalo gw HARUS, sekali lagi, HARUS, mendokumentasikan kisah ini di blog gw. He is Joey Tribbiani :D

Ceritanya berawal dari 10-seasons-of-Friends-series marathon yg gw mulai dari beberapa bulan lalu. So pasti, tokoh favorit gw yang paling gw idolain adalah..jengjeeeeeng..si Joey. Dari kebodohannya yang bikin gw tampak seperti orang gila kalo nonton dia gara2 ketawa tiba2, sampe kesuperioritasnya dia dalam hal ngegebet cewek. Singkat cerita, saking impresif nya Friends, gw sampe pengen banget ngumpulin duit banyak2 buat nge-hire para personilnya, terus bikin Friends season 11 dst…Hampir 2-3 hari gw kepikiran betaaaapaaa ga ada sitkom jaman sekarang yg bisa dibandingin sama Friends. I missed that series. A lot. Sampe suatu ketika, gw lagi baca2 list tv series di Kask*s, muncullah nama tv series itu: Joey.

Ternyata bener dugaan gw, Joey itu ngisahin tentang Joey Tribbiani, karakter bikinan Martha Kauffman and David Crane. Satu quote dia yang selalu dia pake buat hitting on a girl: “How’re you doing..” THat sounds stupid, but guess what. It always works… :D Di tv series ini, Joey pindah ke LA untuk ngejar karir dia as an actor, ninggalin temen2nya di New York. Di series satu ini, Joey tinggal bareng keponakannya, dan cerita2nya juga ngelibatin kakak ceweknya, sama tetangga nya. The ultimate thing, in the series, is the fact that his skills in hitting on girls look reallly coool…Here are some dialogs that I found very hilarious.

Episode 1 Season 1

Taxi driver: Where are you going Sir?

Joey: Oh, my sister’s place (sambil buka tas, nyari2 alamat). She’s supposed to pick me up, but she didn’t. Not quite a smart girl..(terus bengong)

Taxi Driver: errr..the address?

Joey: ow..(nyari alamat lagi) –”

Taxi Driver: So, are you in holiday?

Joey: No, I just moved in from New York. I’m an actor. You know, they say you want to be a big actor, you’ve got to moved to LA.

Taxi Driver: So what are you doing here in Dallas?

Joey: (cengo) I indeed transited in Dallas!

Joey’s Nephew, Michael Tribbiani

Season 1, Episode 21

Joey: You know what, I’m gonna have a date too.

Neighbor: It’s 8 p.m now, are you sure you will find a date?

Joey: (senyum2 ngeremehin) Give me a letter.

Neighbor: H?

Joey: (picking up is phone, dialing, speaking on the phone) Halo Heather? It’s Joey. Yeah? No. Okay. (telling his neighbor) She’s coming.

Season 1, Episode 22

Nephew: So what? It’s just a love scene, it’s not like you’re doing it for real.

Joey: Hoho..Michael, you regular people are so naive..I have been in 75 love scenes. How many times do you think I actually get into real sex?

Nephew: hmm, 75?

Joey: 244!

Dia bahkan nyimpen satu peta, dengan jarum2 kecil di atasnya, nandain cewek dari negara2 mana aja yang udah dia date. Udah hampir semua negara ada jarumnya, kecuali Iceland.

Joey: What are you doing here?

Carmen Electra: There is no shower in my dressing room, and i thought you would like to see me naked…

Joey: Um, listen Carmen, I just in to a committed relationship.

Carmen: So then let it just be between us.

Joey: hoho..both of us would want to tell people about this.. :D

Carmen: well, it’s ok. It’s good to know that you’re a one woman kind of guy.

Joey: yeah, I know..Didn’t think I have such a strong will like this. I mean if I can resist you, i can resist anything.

Then walked in a really hot girl, a friend of Carmen.

Carmen: Joey, this is my friend Elsa.

Elsa: Ooh..Drake Ramoray (karakter yang sempet dimaenin Joey pas di Friends dulu)…You are huge in ICELAND.

Joey: (bengong2 bego)

Elsa: (talking to carmen) oh, perhaps we can share him!

Joey: (looking to the sky) Oh! c’mon! (leaving the room)

Gina Tribbiani, Joey’s Sister

There’re a lot of other funny scenes in the series. Unfortunately it was stopped by NBC. -_-

Yang mau nonton filmnya, bisa download di idws. Ato dateng ke rumah gw buat ngopy..huehe..

Salam tampan,

Sigit Ganteng